Parenting report so far…..
Baby Twins are hard work but amazing. Things can come out of every bodily orifice at the same time. Water wipes are dispensed in their hundreds at a time. Never run out of formula at 2am in the morning. Never run out of formula at 2am in the morning again. (know where the nearest 24hr shops are). Feed them what they want, don’t feed them what they want , no do feed them what they want but definitely feed them WHEN they want. Also feed them when they don’t want anyway. Sleep IS possible but cherish every minute. Don’t wake the baby. Do wake the baby. Nothing else is important anymore (apart from Mummy). Time is but a concept and life is a constant three hour cycle. Don’t be proud, accept all help given – it takes a village. Be brave. Get out. The farts are always funny. Twin life rules. #fartorshart
Edit: This post comes with white noise background music. And star wars Lo-fi